Frugal Hound Sniffs: Budget Blonde
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Greetings World Wide Web.
Frugal Hound here. It’s Thanksgiving week, which means the best of times and the worst of times for me here at the Frugalwoods home.
Best of times: Mr. and Mrs. Frugalwoods brought home a turkey and a ton of other food stuffs on Friday evening and I promptly sniffed every single grocery bag. Not gonna lie, I licked the side of a milk carton. Being a certified turkey freak, I expect to be given my due tidbits of the turkey bird come Thanksgiving.
Worst of times: In preparation for seeing my grandparents, I was bathed. Mr. FW picked me up and hauled me into the bathtub with Mrs. FW and they scrubbed and soaked me. Now I’m all silky and fresh smelling. It’s terrible.
Please join me in exuberantly sniffing Julep!
1) Who are you? What are you? And who are your parent(s)?
I’m Julep. I’m confident I’m a very designer breed of dog, so designer in fact that there’s no other dog like me. Words have been thrown around like “mutt” which means I’m a mixture of simply the best. My parents are Cat and Hubs Alford. My mom blogs at www.BudgetBlonde.com. My dad takes out a lot of loans.
2) What frugal tips and tricks does your human use in your pet care regime?
My parents accept free help from their neighbor who walks me several mornings a week. I personally think she took one look at me and wanted to spend extra time with me but my mom says she took pity on us because mom has so many babies.
3) Favorite treat?
My favorite treat is peanut butter. You wouldn’t believe the tricks I’ll do for peanut butter. These fools try to make roll over just for the fun of it. I say pish posh. I only roll for peanut butter.
4) Favorite toy?
I stole a plush bone from my cousin. I did not ask. That ridiculous Australian Shepherd just left her toy next to me, and I snatched it right up and kept it. I am not sorry for this. For some reason, I have destroyed every single squeaky toy I’ve ever owned in 5 years except for this one. This one is special.
5) What’s the most expensive thing you’ve destroyed?
I don’t destroy anything expensive. I only destroy small items that are toxic to me, like dark chocolate and entire bottles of baby aspirin. I find when I go this route my parents finally pay attention to me. Then they have to spend lots of money at the vet and say sweet nothings to me.
How’s this going so far? Pretty amazing. I mean, you’re interviewing me – isn’t it obvious?
6) Most embarrassing moment?
I keep pulling all the cloth diapers out of the trash can. I’m simply trying to help my mom clean by smearing poop all over the bathroom floor. I like the way it freshens up the room and can’t understand why she doesn’t. Mom keeps finding me doing this and yells at me. It makes me feel embarrassed, and I hide under the bed afterwards.
7) How often do you get a bath and would you say it’s too often?
I used to get baths all the time. Then one day my parents came home with these two very small humans. I know they are humans because they have thumbs and are quite loud. My parents are so distracted by the twins that they always forget to bathe me, which suits me just fine.
8) What is your family’s financial plan or goals and how do you contribute?
I try to teach my parents a lesson when it comes to their finances. When they come home with candy, I sniff it out and eat it. It’s ridiculous they spend their money on something so useless. I also try to help them by cleaning up as much as possible. When they drop food on the floor, I always try to eat it. I also try to save them on baby wipes by always licking the twins’ faces. They always yell at me when I do this, and I just can’t understand it. Why buy baby wipes when you have me around?
9) What is your best skill?
I am a fabulous jumper if I do say so myself. It doesn’t matter if you’re 6’3” like my dad – I can jump up and lick your face. I am also extremely fast. In fact, I’d like to challenge you, oh mighty greyhound, to a race. Other dogs are usually pretty impressed with me at the dog park, and I like to make them chase me around just to prove my superiority.
10) BONUS QUESTION–ask and answer any question of your choice!
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest dog of all? Oh that’s right – me, Julep.
Well, well, well Julep, race challenge accepted! I will warn you that ever since I hip-checked a beagle at the dog park, my parents won’t let me run with any dogs other than greyhounds. I guess I’m a tad competitive.
I am awed by your jumping skillz. I, on the other hand, am flummoxed by even the smallest obstacle, for example my sworn enemy the laundry basket…
Mrs. Frugalwoods here: Many thanks to Cat from Budget Blonde for helping Julep submit this charming interview. Cat’s blog is a favorite of mine and her insights on spending less and living more are spot on. Plus, she has adorable 7 month old twins, who often make a photographic appearance! Cat and I swapped guest posts last month and you can check out her post here on Frugalwoods: The Water Bill Incident along with my post over on Budget Blonde: Go On A Finance Date: It’s Sexier Than It Sounds.
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