Frugal Hound Sniffs: Cottage Retreatist
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Frugal Hound here. Today we are sniffing our first ever English cats! Sandy and Sinbad of the Cottage Retreatist hail from London and I, for one, am simply delighted to welcome these
tasty-looking fur-friends from across the pond. We are in fact continuing a theme of all things Great Britain this week. On Monday, Mr. Frugalwoods posted a question from one of our readers in the UK regarding paying off her mortgage.
I’ve never been to London, but Mr. and Mrs. FW have, which I feel is unjust and I intend to plead my case. People vacationing without their greyhounds should be illegal.
But I digress. Please welcome the UK cats!
1) Who are you? What are you? And who are your parent(s)?
We are the S-Club (not like the UK pop band from the 1990s!) – called Sinbad and Sandy – two cats rescued (for free) off Gumtree of all places!
Sinbad: My family was immigrating to Spain and couldn’t take me with them and needed to find me a home super quick. Our pet parents have been looking after me for 4 months now, and they’re ok, I suppose! I am a giant black cat with a little white diamond on my neck.
Sandy: A wonderful lady rescued me from a home where I was maltreated but her house was too busy for me, so I also found a new home with our pet parents the Retreatists (only a few weeks ago so they still scare me slightly – we don’t have cuddles yet!). I am still a kitten really (about 1 year old) and am ginger and white with huge, gorgeous orange eyes.
Our pet parents are a couple of socially awkward recluses who spend their time moneysaving, debt busting and generally annoying us while we’re trying to sleep!
2) What frugal tips and tricks does your human use in your pet care regime?
Our pet parents take care of us and never go on holiday due to their frugal ways so we don’t have to worry about catteries – they clean us, groom us and even give us baths!
Sinbad: I got very bad fleas a few weeks back so mama Retreatist gave me a bath with washing up liquid followed by a vinegar wash to get rid of all the fleas. I smelt of vinegar for days but it worked – I’m now totally flea-free!! Top tip!
We get all our food from Zooplus when it’s on offer – grain free (like Frugal Hound) – and as natural as possible. Our pet parents tend to bulk buy on large packs of dry cat food to save on costs. We’re currently managing to survive on under 50p per day for the two of us (so £3.50 per week) on premium grade food! Super Savvy!
Sandy: Cheese! I’m a tiny thing so need bulking up! Give me cheese!!!!!!
Sinbad: I don’t really like eating – I’m a bit of a grazer so, as long as I have some biscuits to pick at during the day I’m happy.
4) Favorite toy?
Sandy and Sinbad: CATNIP 🙂 ‘nuff said!
5) What’s the most expensive thing you’ve destroyed?
We don’t tend to destroy stuff.
Sinbad: I like to have a good scratch on the Lloyd Loom chair in the bedroom but we’re pretty well behaved.
Sandy: I don’t destroy stuff but my pet parents weren’t very happy when I tipped the litter tray over once in the living room and mama Retreatist spent ages hoovering up all the cat litter!
6) Most embarrassing moment?
We’ve got a list as long as our legs of how many embarrassing things our pet parents have done since we joined their family! But you need our embarrassing moments? Hmm…
Sandy: I get a bit nervous sometimes, so mama Retreatist used to sometimes come home to an odd smell and a ‘treat’ waiting under the table. She knows I’m just a bit nervous so doesn’t really mind (apart from the smell) but I am much better now at using the litter tray – honest!!
Sandy: What’s a bath?
Sinbad: My old owners used to give me a bath once a week supposedly!!! But now my new pet parents only give me a bath if I’m really mucky – or have fleas (see above)! I don’t roll around in the mud- I’m not a dog – so I’m hoping I don’t have to have a bath for a very very long time.
8) What is your family’s financial plan or goals and how do you contribute?
Our family plan is to pay off all the debts our pet parents built up before they met us. The silly humans still have £10,000 of a £25,000 debt left to go but hope to have it cleared by 2015 so that they can start to save for a country cottage with a giant garden where we can lie in the sun and hunt birds and mice to our hearts content!
They also keep talking about a dog – ‘let’s get a dog’ they say – but that sounds like a silly idea to us!
How do we contribute? We give our pet parents a focus, a reason to keep going with the debt repayments even when it becomes tough. We are 100% their fur babies and we’re always there for an ear scratch or to sit on their laps if they need a pick-me-up.
9) What is your best skill?
Sinbad: charming the ladies!
Sandy: trilling – I trill like a bird and it’s so cute our pet parents keep wanting to record it!
10) BONUS QUESTION–ask and answer any question of your choice! Are you actually good mouse catchers?
Our pet parents got us on the pretense that they needed us to catch mice in the crappy one-bed flat they live in, in central London. But really we don’t catch them.
We’ve very good at hunting them but tend just to play with them, chasing them round the living room then letting them go and losing them. It’s a great team sport, except when we chase them into the bedding and our pet parents have to boil wash all the bedding from a mouse running around in there!
Thank you, Sandy and Sinbad! You two should definitely get a dog–I can think of no better playmate for you!
Mrs. Frugalwoods here: I want to thank the Cottage Retreatist for sending in Sandy and Sinbad’s delightful interview. Head on over and check out the fabulous Cottage Retreatist if you haven’t already!
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Do you have something to share with the internet? If so, answer my Frugal Hound Sniffs: Exclusive Interview Questions and have your parents email them to my mommy: firstname.lastname@example.org (I can’t believe they won’t give me my own email account) and you’ll be featured in an upcoming issue! While I know we are more than just our images, please do send photos too.
P.S. Join us on Twitter at #frugalpets, where our parents post ludicrously embarrassing photos for all the world to see.
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