Frugal Hound Sniffs: Reach Financial Independence
A note to new readers: while we often delve deeply into financial topics (such as Behind the Scenes of a Happy Frugal Marriage and Well Hot Damn, Frugality Works! Our 2014 Savings Rate Revealed), we also like to keep it irreverent and downright silly. Because hey, who doesn’t need an investigative interview series conducted by a dog?! And so, I hope you’ll enjoy Frugal Hound Sniffs! If you’d prefer a more, ahem, financial independence-related post, start here.
Howdy Cyber Space.
Frugal Hound here. I thought I’d take a break from valiantly summiting snow mountains twice and thrice my size here in the winter wasteland formerly known as Cambridge, Massachusetts to bring you a piping hot new edition of of my erudite interview series, Frugal Hound Sniffs.
I’ve just finished licking off all the helpful paw wax Mr. and Mrs. Frugalwoods loving rubbed on my ice-weary paw pads, so I turn my attention to introducing the fabulous Napoleon from Reach Financial Independence.
I hope you’ll join me in exuberantly sniffing Napoleon! P.S. He’s a dog, not a horse!
1) Who are you? What are you? And who are your parent(s)?
Hi, I am Napoleon and I’m a seven months old Great Dane. I live in Guatemala with my mother Pauline, who is a blogger over at Reach Financial Independence. We love going on walks and runs together, and swimming in the lake. Once in a while, we go on a road trip and stay in Guatemala City for a while, and although I enjoy the colder weather (it’s pretty hot for a Dane around here!), I get pretty stressed by all the traffic and people everywhere.
2) What frugal tips and tricks does your human use in your pet care regime?
I’m on a raw diet which consists of raw meaty bones and organs from a variety of meats. At an average of $0.8 per pound, it is cheaper than the imported kibble I was on before, and I like it a million times more! I smell much better, my breath is lighter, and I floss naturally as I chow the bones. I eat beef, lamb, chicken and duck mostly–about 2lb a day since I am so big and still growing.
I am pretty low-maintenance as my hair is short, so Pauline brushes me every few days, enjoying the fact that I love it to help me lose my hair outside the house. She bathes me with regular soap and regularly checks me for ticks as we have cattle nearby and I often catch a few. I get my shots at the local cattle store for around $5. Never seen a fancy vet clinic! We go on walks or runs at least once a day and have a handyman working at home who takes care of me when Pauline travels.
So while I cost about $600 per year in food, the rest is pretty much nothing. Pauline dreads the day she’ll have to fly me somewhere if we relocate to Europe for example. That should be expensive!
3) Favorite treat?
I get to share a cookie with my other human while he drinks his morning coffee. Pauline isn’t too happy about me having sugar but I have learned to sit and pretend like I am a well behaved dog thanks to those cookies. I also love raw eggs which I try to steal from the chicken coop a bit too often.
4) Favorite toy?
Pauline got me a few toys at the dollar store but they quickly became a bit small for me, so my all-time favorite is a $0.10 electric plastic duct leftover from home improvements, closely followed by a turtle carcass I found on a walk. I like the funny noise it makes when I throw it on the ground and I hide some bones inside for when I get hungry.
5) What’s the most expensive thing you’ve destroyed?
I was so well behaved walking and running right by Pauline’s side that my leash was superfluous. Then one day, I decided to greet a motorcycle a bit too closely and too happily, and the rider and his kid fell on the ground! I was stuck under the motorcycle for what felt like an eternity. Pauline had to pay for motorcycle repairs, the kid’s doctor checkup and antibiotics, and I scratched myself pretty bad too. I got that stupid plastic cone around my neck for a week so I wouldn’t lick my exposed skin. That was really expensive, but Pauline didn’t seem as mad as when I chewed her laptop charger! We live in the middle of the jungle and it seemed like a huge deal.
6) Most embarrassing moment?
My humans were painting the living room red, and I felt like playing around. I even managed to find the bucket with the last bit of red paint. I was red for a week.
I live in a hot climate where it’s over 90 on a normal day, so even though it’s recommended for my breed to be washed only a few times a year, I take a weekly bath. I also swim in the lake by myself every day but never smell as fresh as when I get a soap bath. I like the massage part of it, but when it’s over I run around like a crazy dog until I’m dry.
8) What is your family’s financial plan or goals and how do you contribute?
I am too young to work, but in the future I may be used to *ahem*… reproduce? since everyone says I am such a beautiful dog. I still need to find the right mate to do that. I love company so I hope we’ll get to keep at least one of them, although I am going to get so big that it’s not a small decision. I also contribute to Pauline’s greatest asset, her health, by making her exercise with me more regularly than she used to on her own. And I am a great stress reliever too.
Pauline’s plans are mostly to enjoy life now that she can pretty much do whatever she wants and live wherever she wants. She bought a big piece of land near our home where she is planning a 100 plot development; our house is often a temporary home for visitors from abroad (sadly, no one has ever brought visitors for me!); and her three blogs keep her pretty busy as well.
9) What is your best skill?
Is making your heart melt a skill? I am super gifted at reading people and guessing when I need to look extra cute because I am in big trouble. I am working on my hunting skills by running after any hen or duck that has left the coop. I am very good at guessing what is on your plate and if it’s worth my while. And at pretending I am one tenth my size and can still climb on your lap and cuddle.
Thank you, Napoleon! You just might be the first hound I’ve sniffed who is much larger than myself! I feel like a downright petite lady next to you. I share your belief that leashes are superfluous (not to mention embarrassing), but my parents disagree. Given the current tundra-esque nature of my homeland, I’d like to come join you in Guatemala!
Mrs. Frugalwoods here: Many thanks to Pauline from Reach Financial Independence for assisting Napoleon in crafting his stellar interview. Pauline is a French blogger in her mid-30s who blogs about money, travel, simple and deliberate living, freedom and choices over at Reach Financial Independence.
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